Saturday, March 5, 2011

Raunchy Rafa

It’s over between me and Rafael Nadal.


Fully exposing his racket stand, and with soaking wet bedroom eyes begging to be balled right in the center court. Since a week ago the bent over Spanish Smasher has been all willing and all waiting outside my office.

But I need you out of my life now Rafa, so I can get back to normal and look at tennis with the same yes again. That straight backhand you pull along my baseline is as unforgivable as unstoppable. You’ve high balled me one last time.

Even though I must say that those precisely placed ground stokes of yours always did end in a perfect drop shot… No.

No matter how much you beg for more on that big Armani billboard - we’re through.


But thanks for showing me what the Grand Slam is all about.

// T.

P.S. I’m a traditional oldtimer so i'm returning to my whole life-relation with Björn Borg. Mainly because fantastic Fila is so much hotter…

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