
It was fluffy, fantastic and fiercely tasty for sure but it showed to come with a side effect. This morning my noble end turned into a rocket fuel-filled jet engine, and I farted myself all the way up Runyon Canyon - and down.
People lengthened their stride. Dogs ran amok. Hovering Hummingbirds dropped dead and rattlesnakes went into hibernation - all only as this Scandinavian Space Shuttle pos by.
For all the lives I’ve ruined this morning: I’m truly sorry. Even if that’s not much of a comfort, today I know what it felt like to be the Hindenburg.

Thomas Pitted Prunes Soufflé - deadly delicious and comes without any known side effect.
But a major "back one".
// T.

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